Inspired by Jacksfilms’s Yesterday I Asked You series, or YIAY for short. I’m going to ask a Jacksfilms-style question, and other posters must give humorous answers. Tomorrow, I will repeat the question and give my favorite answers. I will then let another poster ask a new question, and the cycle repeats (at least) every day.
If the original poster isn’t available to give their favorite answers, another poster is free to step in and give theirs (barring their own).
I have a question for you. Describe TV Tropes in just 4 words.
Edited by PurpleEyedGuma on Aug 11th 2022 at 10:10:39 AM
Lots of coffee
I'd like to force the air to blow in a different direction.
I do some cleanup and then I enjoy shows you probably think are cringe.
The King Without a Kingdom
I would like to go to the moon, sir. Where is the rocket fuel?
It's been 3000 years…
zycone (Resciscor)
Could you show me the doctor's, please? I think I might have been carsick.
Edited by zycone on May 5th 2024 at 2:44:27 AM
hi! i'm zycone. how are you then? is everything alright?
I'd fly across North Korea, surely they're hiding something interesting in there.
I'd like to apologize for all this.
I'd like to crash the plane into the White House, please?
Rufina Fiera
I would like to cause (redacted) again!
"Rufi-nichiwa!"
Mother Glasc and her loyal butler
War crimes- I mean upholding truth, justice, and liberty!
Basically girl Beetlejuice and a big candle, but the skins are better than they sound.
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
Just bomb North Korea, Western Russia, and wherever the Islamic State is headquartered.
Everything that lives is designed to end...
The Wanderer
Can I have access to any classified instruction manuals, please? I need them so I can leak them onto War Thunder forums brush up on my knowledge.
The They who said it
Switch branches to a part of the military that actually serves a coherent strategic purpose that wasn't split off solely because some guys in the 20s thought "300 tons of bombs on a city definitely would make someone surrender, and it's basically impossible to find a plane in the air. These are both reasonable assumptions somehow."
I would like to see how many of my fellow pilots can't walk. They call us the Chair Force for some reason and I want to learn it.
Mercenary Anarchist Ace
So, YIAY:
Welcome to the Air Force. What would you like to do, pilot?
Here’s the highlights:
- "I'd like to force the air to blow in a different direction." - mighymewtron (Is there always going to be someone who will take my questions too literally???)
- "I would like to go to the moon, sir. Where is the rocket fuel?" - Weirdguy149 (I shall reassign you to be our ambassador for NASA.)
- "Could you show me the doctor's, please? I think I might have been carsick." - zycone (Seems like a miracle you got through training…)
- "I would like to cause (redacted) again!" - GamerLuna2022 (What the hell did you even do?!?!?)
- "Do a barrel roll (Z or R twice)!" - TheFarmboy (Ah, the classics…)
- "War crimes- I mean upholding truth, justice, and liberty!" - J99908 (Sure…)
- "Can I have access to any classified instruction manuals, please? I need them so I can
leak them onto War Thunder forumsbrush up on my knowledge." - Pogakure (I’ll help you…Don’t tell Gaijin.) - "I would like to see how many of my fellow pilots can't walk. They call us the Chair Force for some reason and I want to learn it." - Matchingbone (Must be them drones…)
Edited by MorganFoulke on May 5th 2024 at 8:03:08 AM
Yo buddies, still tropin’?
Mother Glasc and her loyal butler
I’ll try one!
“Someone is sad. What do you?”
Basically girl Beetlejuice and a big candle, but the skins are better than they sound.
One is a genius. The other's insane.
Give them the biggest hug in the world!
"Are you're pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so Brain, but us being referenced on a signature, isn't that too silly to use?"
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
Do I look like I give a damn? I've been through worse then they did. So why not Mercy Kill them to end their pain instead?
Edited by YourEternalTroper on May 5th 2024 at 8:44:38 PM
Everything that lives is designed to end...
Lobotomize them! That's a surefire cure, right?
Trimming the hedges, one trope at a time.
Lots of coffee
Write a callout post for them foisting emotional labor onto me.
I do some cleanup and then I enjoy shows you probably think are cringe.
Lu-cha! Lu-cha! Lu-cha!
Rob every IKEA of Blahaj in a 200 mile radius.
Help me. I can't get it out of my head.
Don't Try It
Some generic platitude.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Har har har
"Hey, I see you're going through a rough time, so I just wanted to let you know: it's going to get much worse. So enjoy things while they last."
Please visit the "AITA" forum game
The King Without a Kingdom
I will give them a very light slap in the face, enough to shock them but not enough to actually hurt.
It's been 3000 years…
Am I a weirdo?
Take them to the moose dance. No one can be sad when surrounded by 17 tap-dancing moose. Well, I suppose you could be sad if the moose tap dance on your toes, but there's no way that's going to happen again.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.I tell them "don't be sad" and then they stop being sad, works like a charm!
I'd like to apologize for all this.
I'd like to conduct a bombing run on my neighbor's car. He looked at me funny yesterday.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.