#177: Apr 6th 2024 at 8:53:14 AM
"We'll scale these cliffs, traverse Brittle Bridge, and then fight our way down the volcanic slopes on the other side."
"Isn't the shortest route through the canyon?"
"Yes."
"So shouldn't we—"
"No."
"Isn't the shortest route through the canyon?"
"Yes."
"So shouldn't we—"
"No."
CanuckMcDuck1
Everybody, Everybody!
from Free Country, USA
Since: Sep, 2023
Relationship Status: Hiding
Everybody, Everybody!
#178: Apr 6th 2024 at 11:20:20 AM
And Grandpa finally won that race. Against a photographer …with a limp …from a car crash he was in fifteen seconds ago- but still!
Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Apr 6th 2024 at 12:20:51 PM
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!
RWBYraikou888
The Undercover Troper
from The Kingdom of Atlas
Since: Aug, 2020
Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#179: Apr 6th 2024 at 12:30:44 PM
Gazpacho: Quittin' time; gotta go!
Mung Daal: But, what about my order?
Gazpacho: Sorry, bruh, can't help ya'. I gotta go before the bullies get out of school!
Bully Girl: There he is, girls! Get him! (bullies stampede)
Gazpacho: Oh no! It's too late!
Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
Mung Daal: But, what about my order?
Gazpacho: Sorry, bruh, can't help ya'. I gotta go before the bullies get out of school!
Bully Girl: There he is, girls! Get him! (bullies stampede)
Gazpacho: Oh no! It's too late!
— Chowder, "Gazpacho!"
bpants98
Since: Aug, 2018
Mattman_the_Storyteller
Since: Aug, 2018
#181: Apr 7th 2024 at 6:08:34 PM
"How does that make you feel, Lloyd? That your father cares for me, more than his own son?"
— Harumi, Ninjago, "The Weakest Link"
Edited by Mattman_the_Storyteller on Apr 7th 2024 at 6:11:38 AM
ComradeTom
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
from Eastern Bohemia
(Apprentice)
Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
#182: Apr 9th 2024 at 12:24:59 AM
Seldom plays and never purrs
And I love the thoughts it stirs
But I don't mind because it's hers
My girl's pussy
Veritas Vincit.
And I love the thoughts it stirs
But I don't mind because it's hers
My girl's pussy
—Harry Roy, My Girl's Pussy
RWBYraikou888
The Undercover Troper
from The Kingdom of Atlas
Since: Aug, 2020
Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#183: Apr 9th 2024 at 12:34:48 AM
Tom: ...Hey! How come you never spoke before?!
Jerry: Well, there was nothing I wanted to say that I thought you'd understand. And there still isn't!
Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
Jerry: Well, there was nothing I wanted to say that I thought you'd understand. And there still isn't!
ComradeTom
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
from Eastern Bohemia
(Apprentice)
Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
#184: Apr 11th 2024 at 2:25:04 AM
You were only supposed to blow the BLOODY DOORS OFF!!
Veritas Vincit.
Charlie Crooker, The Italian Job (1969)
Mattman_the_Storyteller
Since: Aug, 2018
#186: Apr 12th 2024 at 2:02:43 PM
"You three are good kids, but my training could inadvertently give a sociopath atomic breath or something. While awesome, that would be totally irresponsible."
— Sensei Greg, El Goonish Shive
TheOther36
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
from Earth
Since: Apr, 2022
Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
#187: Apr 13th 2024 at 12:14:29 AM
"Imported Brazilian fire ants. Banned in every country. Except Brazil."
– Buzz Buzzard, Woody Woodpecker Goes to Camp
Edited by TheOther36 on Apr 14th 2024 at 3:14:46 AM
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
Dejayed
Tenth in line for the throne
from In front of you
(Newbie)
Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Tenth in line for the throne
#188: Apr 13th 2024 at 3:29:58 AM
"Ah, you see, that voice you can hear err, thats Eric! And HIS job is to make sure that the show runs smoothly, and *laughs* as you've witnessed he is not doing a very good job. Cause you see, when Eric makes a mistake, you know its not HIM who looks like a prick, is it ladies and gentlemen? NO! No no no. No its me. I'm the prick!"
Eamon Tightly, Not for Broadcast
Edited by Dejayed on Apr 13th 2024 at 12:32:50 PM
Viva la je!
The Topic Slayer
#189: Apr 13th 2024 at 9:15:44 AM
'My sister’s wedding' was right up there with 'my recent colostomy' in terms of three-word phrases I hoped never to use. - David Sedaris
Edited by Kahran042 on Apr 13th 2024 at 12:15:54 PM
Oh no! The DREADED AQUAE MORTIS! No, wait, it's just your imagination.
CanuckMcDuck1
Everybody, Everybody!
from Free Country, USA
Since: Sep, 2023
Relationship Status: Hiding
Everybody, Everybody!
#190: Apr 13th 2024 at 9:25:28 AM
”I may not know my flowers… but I know a bitch when I see one!”
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!
—Malcolm, The Gay Deceivers
ComradeTom
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
from Eastern Bohemia
(Apprentice)
Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
#191: Apr 13th 2024 at 1:02:59 PM
Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come; make her laugh at that
Veritas Vincit.
Sourguy
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
from Powder Springs, GA
Since: Oct, 2021
Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
#192: Apr 27th 2024 at 9:37:00 PM
"We have a product for people who aren't able to get some form of connectivity. It's called Xbox 360."
Currently Reading: N/A
— Don Mattrick
#193: May 1st 2024 at 9:23:18 AM
I'm out on the block again
So hopped up that I can't pretend
Two time, stay friends
Problem that you can't defend
Hands up, feel okay
Whose heart could I break today?
Two time, stay friends
Problem that you can't defend
So hopped up that I can't pretend
Two time, stay friends
Problem that you can't defend
Hands up, feel okay
Whose heart could I break today?
Two time, stay friends
Problem that you can't defend
— Jack Stauber, "Two Time"
Sammael29
Since: Aug, 2018
#194: May 1st 2024 at 11:51:27 AM
- "You are being used, thief in the shadows. You were only ever a means to an end. The coward Oakenshield has weighed the value of your life, and found it worth nothing."— Smaug, The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
#195: May 1st 2024 at 3:35:39 PM
You Have Outlived Your Usefulness
"Final Fantasy VIII sucks and you suck for liking it"
—Spoony
Edited by DecafGrub47393 on May 1st 2024 at 6:36:14 AM
ComradeTom
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
from Eastern Bohemia
(Apprentice)
Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
#196: May 1st 2024 at 10:37:50 PM
" Well, at least he gets 24 hours notice. That's more than most of us get. All most of us get is, 'Mind that bus!' 'What bus?' splat!"
Veritas Vincit.
—Rimmer, Red Dwarf, "The Last Day"
#197: May 6th 2024 at 1:13:36 PM
Metal. In some ways, that was the true mark of mankind. Man tamed the stones, the bones of the earth below. Man tamed the fire, the ephemeral, consuming soul of life. And combining the two, he drew forth the marrow of the rocks themselves, then made molten tools.
Edited by petersohn on May 6th 2024 at 10:13:48 AM
The universe is under no obligation to make sense to us.
Mattman_the_Storyteller
Since: Aug, 2018
#198: May 7th 2024 at 6:27:06 AM
"You fed me to the Devourer, defeated every army I aligned with, even forced me to swallow your shrinking pill! Haven’t you done enough damage to my diminishing ego?!"
— Pythor P. Chumsworth, Ninjago, "The Greatest Fear of All"
Homura Akemi
#199: May 7th 2024 at 2:31:49 PM
"NyaaaaAAAAaargh!! That does it! I'm gonna find out who did this, and BLAST them into TEENY TINY LITTLE PIECES!!"
Anton, Antonblast
Edited by GamerLuna2022 on May 7th 2024 at 2:36:27 AM
"I wish to protect Madoka at all costs."
#200: May 7th 2024 at 3:04:24 PM
"For more than nine hours I sat and watched a film named "Shoah," and when it was over, I sat for a while longer and simply stared into space, trying to understand my emotions. I had seen a memory of the most debased chapter in human history. But I had also seen a film that affirmed life so passionately that I did not know where to turn with my confused feelings."
~ Roger Ebert
Edited by DecafGrub47393 on May 7th 2024 at 6:04:36 AM
Total posts: 214
Aww Look They Really Do Love Each Other\Vitriolic Best Buds
one colour gold car one colour poo
Oh, brought the wrong cars,
brought the rights
working heater, working lights
westward going,
gasket may be
blowing what a piece of sh-