Sourguy
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
from Powder Springs, GA
Since: Oct, 2021
Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
#152: Mar 22nd 2024 at 5:53:42 AM
Empty Shell (Downplayed)
"Commandment number one: Shut the hell up!"
Currently Reading: N/A
— Moses Griffin, Family Guy
CanuckMcDuck1
Everybody, Everybody!
from Free Country, USA
Since: Sep, 2023
Relationship Status: Hiding
Everybody, Everybody!
#153: Mar 22nd 2024 at 12:38:06 PM
”People who say they’ll give 110% don’t understand how percentages work.”
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!
— Uninspirational Poster
#154: Mar 22nd 2024 at 1:03:28 PM
Wayne: "You have a pretty accent too, and some nice bounce to you in the cloud area."
Marasi: "Dare I ask what that is?"
Wayne: "The white, puffy things that float high above the fruitful land where the seeds are planted."
Marasi: "Dare I ask what that is?"
Wayne: "The white, puffy things that float high above the fruitful land where the seeds are planted."
Edited by petersohn on Mar 22nd 2024 at 9:04:33 AM
The universe is under no obligation to make sense to us.
Hyenaboy
Hyena Boy
from United Kingdom
Since: Jul, 2021
Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
#155: Mar 23rd 2024 at 12:44:21 PM
No, it's not a threat. A threat might kill you. This will kill you in three days.
Edited by Hyenaboy on Mar 23rd 2024 at 7:44:31 PM
Sammael29
Since: Aug, 2018
#156: Mar 23rd 2024 at 1:12:35 PM
Talion: You... How could you?! You stood beside Sauron as he gave these kings the very Rings that DOOMED THEM!!
Celebrimbor: Those Rings were meant to bring order. Sauron deceived me, he deceived us all.
Talion: Knowing what you know now... Still you crafted a New Ring-!
Celebrimbor: We crafted a New Ring. Why else did you take up my hammer? It is not noble Men we are dominating, but savage beasts. And it is with this army that all Sauron has wrought will be undone.
Talion: No matter the cost? (sheaths his sword and walks away)
TheOther36
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
from Earth
Since: Apr, 2022
Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
#157: Mar 24th 2024 at 6:25:48 PM
"Could Have Avoided This!" Plot
Shrek: Yeah, right. Somehow I don't think I'll be welcome at the country club.
Fiona: Will you stop it? They're not like that!
Shrek: Then how do you explain Sgt. Pompous and the Fancy-Pants Club Band?
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
Fiona: Will you stop it? They're not like that!
Shrek: Then how do you explain Sgt. Pompous and the Fancy-Pants Club Band?
Grotadmorv
Now we're so young, but we're probably gonna die
from Getting wasted at your funeral
(Fifth Year at Tropey's)
Relationship Status: Waiting for you *wink*
Now we're so young, but we're probably gonna die
#158: Mar 24th 2024 at 9:20:07 PM
You can have cheesecake, but you can't have cakecheese!
The things in my dreams wish they could chase me!
Gumball, The Amazing World of Gumball, "The Mystery"
CanuckMcDuck1
Everybody, Everybody!
from Free Country, USA
Since: Sep, 2023
Relationship Status: Hiding
Everybody, Everybody!
#159: Mar 24th 2024 at 9:46:34 PM
Uh, I just killed my ex
Not the best idea
Killed his girlfriend next
how'd I get here?
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!
Not the best idea
Killed his girlfriend next
how'd I get here?
— SZA, Kill Bill
#160: Mar 26th 2024 at 3:30:32 PM
Nova: Keep your eyes on the battlefield, Tychus.
Tychus: I never make promises I don't intend to keep.
Tychus: I never make promises I don't intend to keep.
RWBYraikou888
The Undercover Troper
from The Kingdom of Atlas
Since: Aug, 2020
Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#161: Mar 27th 2024 at 2:29:01 AM
Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!
"You. I'm ignoring."
— Patchy the Pirate, SpongeBob SquarePants, "Christmas Who?"
Edited by RWBYraikou888 on Mar 27th 2024 at 5:29:35 AM
Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
Sammael29
Since: Aug, 2018
#162: Mar 27th 2024 at 2:36:26 AM
Tell Him I'm Not Speaking to Him
Ray: God, I'm thirsty. You couldn't let me borrow a drop of your water, could you, Jimmy?
Randy: Leave Mr. Lahey alone, Ray! Get your own water.
Ray: No, I want some of Jimmy's water. That's the kind to get you fuckin' drunk.
YourEternalTroper
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
from The Center of the Multiverse
Since: Oct, 2015
Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
#163: Mar 27th 2024 at 11:07:39 AM
Construct-A-Con: Starscream said that the only reason Megatron would be here is because he was chasing the Allspark.
Barricade: Lugnuts! I knew Starscream's been lying to us all this time, but I had no idea about the Allspark.
Brawl: Sounds to me like Starscream wanted to keep it for himself.
Construct-A-Con: Actually, he said he wanted to secure the Allspark before anyone else to prevent everyone from fighting over it.
Barricade: Yeah, right! So he can ensure that no one can challenge him... not even Megatron.
Barricade: Lugnuts! I knew Starscream's been lying to us all this time, but I had no idea about the Allspark.
Brawl: Sounds to me like Starscream wanted to keep it for himself.
Construct-A-Con: Actually, he said he wanted to secure the Allspark before anyone else to prevent everyone from fighting over it.
Barricade: Yeah, right! So he can ensure that no one can challenge him... not even Megatron.
—Transformers: Decepticons, "Cover Your Six"
Edited by YourEternalTroper on Mar 28th 2024 at 1:07:49 AM
Everything that lives is designed to end...
Sourguy
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
from Powder Springs, GA
Since: Oct, 2021
Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
#164: Apr 1st 2024 at 4:50:43 PM
"Moot the Griffins: Peter, tho big,lovoblo oof who olwoys soys whot’s on his mind. Lois,the dohing mother who xan’t figuro our why bor body ron Koops trying to kill hot. Thole doughtor Mog,tho toon dromo quoon who’s conslontly omborrossod by hor fomily. Chris, tho beefy 13-yoar-old who woufdn’t hurt a fly, unloss it londed on his hot dog.Stewio,unloss it londed on his hot dog. Stewie,the maniacol ono-yecr-old bont on worid dominiotion.And Brion,the rorcanc dog with a wit as dry as the mortinis ho drinks. The arimotod odventvres of this outrogoous fomily will havo your wholo fomily loughing out lovd."
Currently Reading: N/A
bpants98
Since: Aug, 2018
#165: Apr 2nd 2024 at 4:20:12 AM
"Now, let's make one thing clear, I don't want to see any of you clowns going out there and harassing any of the voice actors involved in this production. Or the writers, or the animators, etcetera etcetera. The only people you should harass are the network executives. It's always morally correct."
—Schaffrillas Productions, "Why Megamind 2 is a Cinematic Disaster"
Sammael29
Since: Aug, 2018
#166: Apr 2nd 2024 at 4:26:56 AM
Luke Hobbs: You sure as hell ain't the IT guy. Why don't you tell me what you're after before I break that finger off and shove it where the sun doesn't shine?
Deckard Shaw: Ssshh! Agent Hobbs, right?
Luke Hobbs: That's right. I'm also the last man on Earth whose computer you want to be hacking into. You've just earned yourself a dance with the Devil, boy. You're under arrest.
RWBYraikou888
The Undercover Troper
from The Kingdom of Atlas
Since: Aug, 2020
Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#167: Apr 2nd 2024 at 5:04:42 AM
Jack Bauer Interrogation Technique
"Oof! That's going in the cringe reel for sure."
Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
— Roger Retinz, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Spirit of Justice, Case 6-2: "The Magical Turnabout"
AcidManeki
Ace Trainer
from The white void from Sonic Generations
Since: Dec, 2018
Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Ace Trainer
#168: Apr 2nd 2024 at 11:28:18 AM
Instant Humiliation: Just Add YouTube!
"This is how I'm going to save the world, Ivy. Marijuana!"
The one called "Acid" is dead, but I don't know how to change my username.
—Floronic Man; Batman: Shadow of the Bat #57
ComradeTom
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
from Eastern Bohemia
(Apprentice)
Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
#169: Apr 3rd 2024 at 9:52:54 AM
THIS IS WHAT DRIVES PEOPLE TO TURN INTO WEREWOLVES! AND THAT'S A CHOICE! NOT A CURSE!!!
Veritas Vincit.
—Markiplier, THE MOST DEVASTATING FALL EVER
Sammael29
Since: Aug, 2018
#170: Apr 3rd 2024 at 9:58:55 AM
Do you smell it? The scent of fear? I remember your father reeked of it... Thorin, son of Thrain.
Azog the Defiler, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
RWBYraikou888
The Undercover Troper
from The Kingdom of Atlas
Since: Aug, 2020
Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#171: Apr 3rd 2024 at 10:40:04 AM
Would You Like to Hear How They Died?
"...So, I peed on my wallet."
Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
AcidManeki
Ace Trainer
from The white void from Sonic Generations
Since: Dec, 2018
Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Ace Trainer
#172: Apr 3rd 2024 at 12:33:06 PM
"The difference between us is that I can feel pain."
The one called "Acid" is dead, but I don't know how to change my username.
-GLaDOS
#173: Apr 4th 2024 at 5:04:16 AM
"There was no giant, no monster, no thing called Douglas to be followed."
Edited by DecafGrub47393 on Apr 4th 2024 at 8:04:38 AM
BlakeIsHere
Dude, Not Funny!
from Hell
Since: Mar, 2022
Relationship Status: Waiting for Prince Charming
#174: Apr 4th 2024 at 2:05:09 PM
Peter: Hey Chris, did you know America invented the internet? It's like a big network of computers, buddy.
Chris: Dad, I'm not a fucking child. Stop talking to me like I'm dumb.
Peter: And we also invented the light bulb, Chris. Isn't that cool? We're so smart!
Chris: Seriously, Dad, stop it. I know this stuff. You're being a condescending asshole.
Peter: Oh, and don't forget the airplane, Chris. America made that too. We're like the kings of the sky.
Chris: You're such a fucking idiot, Dad. I swear, if you don't stop treating me like a moron, I'm gonna lose it.
Peter: Relax, Chris. I'm just trying to educate you on our country's greatness. We're the best!
Chris: Fuck off, Dad. I'm done. I can't deal with your bullshit anymore. Just shut up.
Peter: But Chris, we also invented the fucking microwave! Isn't that awesome? America rocks!
Chris: I said shut the fuck up, Dad! I don't care about your dumb facts. You're such a moron.
A proud 18-year-old British smartass nerd obsessed with World Cup mascots, geopolitical history & British animation.
Electrite
Damnably Inscrutable
from Solla Sollew
(Handed A Sword)
Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Damnably Inscrutable
#175: Apr 5th 2024 at 10:50:27 AM
She may be infuriating, and she may be annoying, and she may be a pain in the ass to deal with most of the time, and she may be a ginger, and she may overall be the human personification of a toothache that never seems to go away no matter what you do to try and treat it…but he does kinda like her, and he’s capable of sympathy, thank you very much.
fun fact: pro tip: breaking news: life hack: i can't find a good signature
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