How do we make a worse sequel to [Insert Bad Work Here]?

9. Halfway through the movie, the title suddenly changes to Megamind vs Capcom

10. Tighten shows up towards the end and kills everyone else.

DmC: Devil May Cry

1. Every cutscene, someone shoehorns in an F-bomb to make the game seem cooler.

2. "Dante" is always referred to as Donte and speaks in poorly-translated Spanish.

3."Donte" Immediately Gets A bridge dropped on him

4. You wouldn't know that Dante from the Devil May Cry (TM) series is even in the game if it weren't for the note on the box art advertising such.

5. Nero shows up and he's literally just Neo.

6. The Stylish Action is gone; it's now a generic Hack and Slash game.

7. The game feature a rebooted version of Lady, but she's now a exaggerately cute 16 year old and have lost most of her Action Girl attributes.

8. The plot turns out to be All Just a Prank.

9. They added an online store, and microtransactions which the game is practically impossible to beat without.

Edited by Chrysalis1 on May 1st 2024 at 11:46:30 AM

10. Said microtransactions are even more expensive than the game itself.

Godzilla (1998)

1: Godzilla is constantly approaching generators for most of the film.

Edited by Omega1065 on May 2nd 2024 at 12:01:25 PM

2. The soundtrack ends up being just as bad as the movie itself.

How funny that I came across this while I was listening to "Deeper Underground".

3. Godzilla is hit with a double dose of Adaptational Dumbass and Adaptational Wimp: he trips and falls every five minutes and it takes a singular bullet to the neck to put him down.

Edited by Janker72 on May 2nd 2024 at 11:51:25 AM

4. There's fifteen extra Sequel Hooks that go nowhere, including a possible spin-off with every major character.

5.Godzilla is portrayed by a dude holding a sign saying "I'm Godzilla BTW, Yes I know I'm not a giant lizard STFU!"

Edited by Susman123 on May 2nd 2024 at 4:25:46 PM

6. Matthew Broderick is literally just playing a grown version of Ferris Bueller that effortlessly makes Godzilla his bitch with the help of his absurd luck.

7.They have tons of Take that's at the Japanese Godzilla.

8. The movie tries to imply it is set in the same continuity as both Godzilla (2014) and Godzilla Minus One even though it makes no sense with any of the movies' respective continuities.

9. King Ghidorah shows up, but he's just a moving JPEG of the Welsh Dragon painted yellow and with two extra heads added onto it.

10. Zilla is given all of Godzilla's powers for the sake of defeating him in Final Wars.

1. It's now a Silent Movie without the use of dialogue inter titles, so we don't even know what the characters are saying.

2. The film-makers tried to update it to the modern day by clumsily adding in recent technology that will only date it worse in 10 years.

3. Jim is now a Bumbling Dad that makes Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin look like Fathers of the Year.