Things Bob is not allowed to do on TVTropes

3667.2: Bob is not allowed to sing heavy metal with the Face, nor is he allowed to start any sort of band with it.

3668: Bob is no longer allowed to apply for citizenship of the following countries: the Republic of Poland, the Republic of Belarus, the Republic of Lithuania, the Russian Federation, the Federal Republic of Germany, the Republic of Serbia, Ukraine, the Republic of Azerbaijan, the Republic of Argentina and Mongolia.

What the hell did you even do there?

Edited by zycone on May 2nd 2024 at 12:15:56 AM

3668.1: Just... stay out of Europe entirely from now on. Just to be safe.

3668.2: Remember Bob, you can't apply the Screaming Face in the Walls for citizenship. Last time you tried to apply them for citizenship in the Republic of South Africa, the Republic of Colombia and Japan.

Edited by TheOther36 on May 2nd 2024 at 8:46:28 PM

3668.3. Bob may not try to apply for citizenship in Wakanda.

3669: Bob is not "the last of the Bob species" nor is he from the planet Bobia. The latter sure is a weird way to spell San Jose.

3670: Damn it, Bob! Not again!

3671: Bob isn't allowed to form a team with Snake Eyes, 88 Teeth, Hammerhead, Pussycat, Batman, Double Header, Pickle Puss, Pumpkin Head, Neon Noodle, Jukebox Jaw, and Wolfman.

3671.1. If Bob does anyway, we're gonna skip calling Duck Twacy or who he's based on and just gun 'em down anyway ourselves. Neon Noodle on the other hand... Joe's lookin' for a new sign for his resturant. And we'll sell those pies we'll get from blowing Pumpkinhead up too. We'll figure out for how much later.

Edited by chino514 on May 4th 2024 at 7:38:41 AM

3671.2. Bob may not form a team with any student from U.A. High School.

3672: The next time I have to tell Bob to put that back, I'm not responsible for what I do to him.

3673: [self-hollered]

Edited by zycone on May 5th 2024 at 7:01:40 PM

thank you.

Edited by dvorak on May 8th 2024 at 1:14:43 AM

3674: Bob is not allowed to suggest rules again.

3675: Bob must wait the official 22.3 year period before making a joke about a tragedy.

3676. Bob may not feed me poisoned pineapples.

3677: Bob, when we ask you to type the rules up, actually fi

3678: Bob is no longer allowed to use Dog Latin in court.

3678.1: Nor Cat Latin.

3678.2: Or Reptile Latin.

3678.3: Not Fish Latin either.

3679: Bob may not sing Take This Job an' Shove It! when we ask him to do something.

3679.1: Where There's a Whip There's a Way, Sixteen Tons, and Work, Mexican Work, are similarly unappreciated.

3679.2: Can it with that "Yes, master, right away master!" crap right now.

Edited by dvorak on May 6th 2024 at 8:57:12 AM

3680: Bob is not allowed to dare interns to play Rock Paper Scissors with the Disassembly Drone. Chainsaw arms beats paper. And human heads.

3681: Bob is NOT allowed to attempt to get in contact with Dr. Bright from the SCP Foundation due to the bullshittery singularity we suspect it would create.

3682: The Singapore vermicelli in the gym is for Sheamus, Bob, not you. Take a hint and leave it there.

3683: Bob is not allowed to tell the tale of the time he caught the ferry to Shelbyville because he needed a new heel for his shoe, deciding to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days, and then tied an onion to his belt, which was the style at the time…

3684. Bob may not dress in a kimono.