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Lady took it like a champ though. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
It took him nine months but she seemed to only notice him when he was popping out?
Fresh-eyed movie blog
Too old for this
Well her belly does not seem to have gotten any bigger.
Whatever your favourite work is, there is a Vocal Minority that considers it the Worst. Whatever. Ever!.
He was probably sticking in some kind of pocket dimension and did it for a whole 9 months for the reason of some kind of legal definition of a full pregnancy.
Of course, setting the poor wording aside, the priest was just straight up wrong. William the Bastard definitely did not climb out of a queen's cooch (hence "the Bastard"), but he definitely got to be king.
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Well, he could have climbed out of a queen's cooch. The bastardness may come from who has put him in there, but if the line of succession is in fact based on that the rest of the court could only grumble.
Fanatical Dabbler
The priest was over-simplifying, but expressing a sound general point in a by-now-somewhat-traditional way.
Of course, in traditional stories, the basis for legitimacy may instead involve a farcical aquatic ceremony in which some moistened bint lobs a scimitar at the new monarch.
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You could say some are born kings, some achieve kingship, and some have kingship thrust upon them.
They did kinda gloss over the other way you become king, which is to murder the old one and then also murder anyone who claims you aren't the new king.
Too old for this
This is the Oglaf verse. Any method involving vaginas is superior to the others.
Fanatical Dabbler
An NSFW one is now up today. It's about rugs. No, not those rugs.
= Spindriver =
Hi
Shag rugs, at that.
Love your hair, hope you win
Good lord, sometimes they just wanna make terrible puns.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
Oh, bother.
"Sometimes"?
Disgusted, but not surprised
Yes, some thymes. They're very into herbs.
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Love your hair, hope you win
Well, other times there's more of a point to it.
The alt-text was pretty great too
...she didn't buy it though huh
Edited by VutherA on May 8th 2024 at 1:35:36 AM
Fanatical Dabbler
Today there is an NSFW one about artistic integrity.
And dicks.
Edited by Spindriver on May 12th 2024 at 2:27:19 PM
= Spindriver =
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Kinda half-assing the dressed as bit. Unless they also work naked. Hey, it's Oglaf, they probably do.
Secret Signature
Oh, bother.
Oglaf being Oglaf, the joke of course isn't that the church is offended by giant penis statues.
It's that the church is offended by giant penis statues that don't glorify them.
Disgusted, but not surprised
Okay, first, that priest really needed to have worded that differently.
Second; sweet jesus, that has got to hurt.